if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
oh my god
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
when the person you like talks to you first
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
I was not expecting that ending.
what the fuck just happened
they fucking wrecked did u not see
